When Monday Bites Back

Some weeks start gently. Carefully easing you into the chaos. This past Monday callously cracked open with a jolting reminder from my phone.

picturedayPreschool Picture Day flashed across the screen.

I had yet to pick out an outfit for the four year old and I hustled into his room to find appropriate clothing. Over the weekend the temperature had gone from balmy to brisk but his wardrobe had not caught up with the climate change. I frantically pulled a bin from storage and searched for long pants and a sweater. I handed my son a pair of corduroys which he grabbed eagerly.

“These are my favorite pants,” he exclaimed.

“Cool,” I responded absently while resuming my search to cover his top half.

I spied a matching button down and turned back to the partially dressed child. His favorite pants stopped mid-calf, making them his new favorite capris.

“Sorry buddy,” I said, “we need different pants. Those are way too short.”

Apparently putting on the beloved slacks had rekindled their love affair and he promptly started to cry.

“No, I want to wear these. They are my favorite,” he wailed.

I was fairly certain he’d never seen these pants before in his life, but that wasn’t a point worth corduroy-932242_1280exploring.

I showed him two equally stylish looking alternatives. Both were met with tears and a dramatic monologue highlighting his intense devotion to the corduroy pants.

I considered my options and  decided to wait him out. I left him in his room, weeping and pleading his case to anyone who passed by the doorway.

When the sobbing subsided to sniffles, I re-entered.

“How about this pair buddy,” I suggested sympathetically.

“Ok,” he gulped bravely, donning khakis with red rimmed eyes and a quivering lip.

We arrived, exhausted, at the breakfast table and I hurriedly packed lunches. I was focused on the task at hand when I heard a gasp. I turned and saw the perfect picture day outfit covered in oatmeal.

The four year old looked at me innocently, as if to say “well someone made this a bit too watery, didn’t they?”

I confess, I lost it. My mind melted into the quicksand of unsorted clothing bins and I yelled, “Are you kidding me?!”

There was silence at the table as I wordlessly stripped him of his clothes and stomped up the steps to find a replacement. In the quiet of his room, holding a shirt cemented with oatmeal, ready to scream with frustration, I was struck by words I had read earlier.

A devotion, written in voice of Jesus, had said, “Don’t take yourself so seriously. Lighten up and laugh with Me. You have Me on your side, so what are you worried about?” (Jesus Calling by Sarah Young – An amazing devotional for the days you aren’t reading Devo on the Go!)

The words hit home.

All this worry and stress about an outfit for picture day. Is this a decision that will impact his life whatsoever? Have I ever looked back at my old photos and thought I know I could have had a shot at Harvard if only my mother hadn’t selected that lime green pantsuit in first grade.

I chuckled at the thought. A bit of lightening up and laughter was definitely in order. Too often I quotelet the little details derail me from focusing on the God things.

I found a new outfit, redressed the four year old for the third time and moved everyone out the door.

I deposited each kiddo at school, on-time, and cockily thought take that Monday!

Here’s some free advice. Don’t attempt swagger and overconfidence before 9 am. It will come back to bite you.

Yes indeed, Monday sank its canines directly into my backside as I arrived at the preschool for pick-up. The teacher met me at the door.

“Jenn,” she said gently, “I couldn’t help but notice how nicely dressed he was today.”

masonI beamed at the recognition, thankful that all the effort hadn’t gone unnoticed.

“But, I just wanted to let you know,” she continued with a smile. “Picture day is tomorrow.”

Well played, Monday. Well played.

To my future self – here is a photo of what the four year old would have looked like on picture day. Tomorrow he dresses himself. I have a feeling I know what pants he will choose.

Anyone else struggle with letting the little details derail you from focusing on the God things? I’d love to hear from you. Comment below. Share your picture day disaster stories too! I can’t be the only one!

About Jennifer Louise Diaz

Jennifer Louise Diaz is a writer, storyteller and motivational speaker. She has a degree in social work, and her years working in this profession have ignited her passion for helping women find their buried laughter, faith and joy. Jennifer’s love of comedy, the written word and storytelling create an engaging platform to share her message, both online and in person. She writes a weekly blog called “Devo on the Go” that highlights the hilarious insanity of being a mama to four kiddos. It has been featured by the Erma Bombeck Writers’ Workshop, Humorwriters.org and Faithful Devotions. She also produces an online Bible study called "B-Study on the Go" that allows busy moms to dig into the Word from the soccer field, pick-up line or behind a locked bathroom door. When she is not writing, she serves as a seasoned "road warrior" - dropping off and picking up numerous children from various activities. She will have at least one teenager in the house for the next 13 years. Prayers are appreciated!

13 comments on “When Monday Bites Back

  1. Jenn,

    Our story isn’t nearly as dramatic as yours, however need to share that it happens to the best of us, even those of us who have only one child still living in the home and said child is 17…. Last Friday was picture day at the High School. I knew it, I had it on my calendar, Amy L and I even discussed it Thursday night as we sat watching our boys play soccer in the rain with temps in the 50s at 9:00 p.m. Friday morning rolls around, still raining and said 17 year old is begging to skip first block, because he is tired from the night before, fighting a cold and it’s still raining. I of course said no, he and I spoke barely 5 words that morning and off he went in sweats. To which I get a text at 8:10. It’s picture day…. He should have remembered, I should have remembered, but oh well, life happens.

  2. Those are the days when I really love the uniform! Then there are days like Monday (yes, I had a doozie too) when every uniform shirt is in the washer – wet. Let’s just say someone went to the bus stop in a still-damp shirt!

  3. I gave up the struggle years ago trying to help my kids pick out their outfits for picture day. This year my son decided he wanted to wear his Steeler’s football jersey. “Hmmm” I said “didn’t you wear that last year?” “Yeah so what?” he replied. Holding back my urge to deny him the option to wear it I decided to toss my hands up and say ok well since you look the same and are choosing to wear the same outfit I think I am not going to purchase them this year. His response, “see I saved you money”. So I guess I need to write 3rd/4th grade on back of that picture!

  4. I have a picture of Nathan when he was two years old from the picture people. He is happy as a clam in a fire truck. No one but me knows that there is crap all the way up his back and that a temper tantrum had ensued just five minutes before bc he thought he wasn’t going to be able to take the fire truck picture because he had pooed his pants. It’s one of my favorites for sure.

  5. Oh my goodness! My daughter is 2, and we go through the outfit struggle every day! “NOOOO, Mama….I need PINK!”…..”Nooooooo, BUT I NEED the purple socks!!”….”Honey, the purple socks don’t match those pants!” “Yes, they do, I NEED THEM.” Ok, good! Take the purple socks and the pink shirt. Whatever makes you happy little one. I am not fighting this battle today. Lol!

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